This post originally appeared on prettybitterandjaded.com.

Admit it, you watch at least one terrible reality show. I’ll openly confess that I watch more than one, but there are plenty that are beneath me (mostly network competition shows a la the Bachelor/ette). So whatever your poison, what better time than summer to indulge in some serious schlock!

Come June 12, Coco and former NWA rapper Ice-T debut their new reality show on E! chronicling their unique lifestyles called Ice Loves Coco. He, a former rapper known for his controversial “cop killing” lyrics that were de rigeur in the ’90s, is now a top biller on Law and Order: SVU. She, a self-proclaimed entrepreneur just released an eye-popping dress line, and is mostly famous for her anatomically impossible curves. Together they’re red carpet show stoppers, unapologetic of their wild sex life and with that formula, sure to be reality success.

Also returning to E! June 12, the sixth season of the inexplicably popular Keeping Up with the Kardashians. They’re not relatable (unless at one point you were married to a pro athlete or high profile LA attorney), and have become insufferable. All of the girls have a spin off, and even the underage half-sisters have risen to prominence thanks to age-inappropriate modeling gigs.

If competition shows are more your speed, So You Think You Can Dance returns to Fox May 26 and Hell’s Kitchen is back July 19.

CBS’s Big Brother returns July 7 and they’re debuting a new show called Same Name, which is exactly what you think. Average Joes with the same names as celebrity change places and hilarity ensues. Or so CBS hopes.

Over at NBC America’s Got Talent returns May 31, and for some ungodly reason the terrible show The Marriage Ref is back June 26. Funny that Jerry Seinfeld seems to have distanced himself from the show that brings a panel of sometimes A-List celebs to discuss the marital problems of people in Middle America.

Finally Bravo (my favorite network, obviously) just debuted the new season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey sans Danielle Staub. The new cast has been not so quietly rumored to be entirely broke and living their lavish lifestyles for the cameras while going broke behind the scenes. Should be a good season, even without Staub’s mind-bending crazy.